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haikaveh college au + drinking games (it’s still 11.11 somewhere right)

also some details under the cut

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Cantonese Wonton Noodle Soup

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saw this on twitter and i’m not quite sure about the process here, but figured it could be helpful to anybody who’s homeless and needs the check, so i thought i’d repost it here. if anybody has corrections or things to add, please do! the thread doesn’t contain a lot of information about when you can expect to see this money, unfortunately, so i’m not sure if it’s the fastest or best method for this, and i’m hoping maybe someone else knows of more options.

i’m unfortunately not sure how to do image IDs correctly. however, to summarize, this thread says that anyone who is homeless should go to a tax preparation office, do their 1040 and file an EIP return. if you have a debit card, you can have the stimulus check put on that card. it’s also possible to use a homeless shelter address for this process at the tax preparation office, and to go there to pick it up. tax preparation offices charge a fee, but there is also an IRS program called VITA that can help you file for free, which i link later in this post.

here’s the link to the IRS VITA thing.

Firstly start recording them ASAP, get the badges on their shoulders clearly on camera. If they swear at you, or abuse you, you’ll have it on tape and the way of identifying them and finding what station they’re from. 

If they approach you for whatever reason say “No Comment” to all their questions, you aren’t under any obligation to answer most of their questions. Avoid friendly chit chat its usually a way for them to collect information on you. 

Ask “Am I being detained” if they say no simply start walking away. Chances are they will follow you or try to verbally stop you but if you aren’t being detained they can’t hold you so you can leave. 

If they say you are being detained ask what you’re being detained for. Follow this up by explaining to detain someone they need reasonable suspicion that a crime has been committed so ask them what crime they think has taken place and what are they suspicious of? 

If they do detain you ask for both their names, and their stations, keep the camera on. Chances are if they’ve detained you they’ll either arrest you or search you. If searched ask the reason you’re being searched.