Probably Incorrect

the worst part about cardio is the laundry

“ancient Greeks exercised naked for spiritual or sexual reasons” no they exercised naked because they didn’t own automatic washing machines

Honestly it didn’t make me truly laugh until Darth Vader came tootling tooting out and then I lost it.

WHAT IS THIS OH MY GOD

Happy Star Wars Day!

the kind of sense of self you can only feel when you are geographically distant from your mom

being on an airplane is a lot like being in kindergarten

I wanna hear where you're going with this

Timeloop where everyone is slowly being replaced by ducks

Every loop, 100 people in your city are replaced by ducks, the loop ends when you realize what is happening

You're sitting in the park, smoking a joint with Thom, he starts talking about his mother again, you try to act empathetic despite the dozens of times you've heard this. Suddenly a Duck flies into you, knocking you off the bench your siting at, that's new.