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Honestly it didn’t make me truly laugh until Darth Vader came tootling tooting out and then I lost it.

WHAT IS THIS OH MY GOD

Happy Star Wars Day!

the kind of sense of self you can only feel when you are geographically distant from your mom

being on an airplane is a lot like being in kindergarten

I wanna hear where you're going with this

Timeloop where everyone is slowly being replaced by ducks

Every loop, 100 people in your city are replaced by ducks, the loop ends when you realize what is happening

You're sitting in the park, smoking a joint with Thom, he starts talking about his mother again, you try to act empathetic despite the dozens of times you've heard this. Suddenly a Duck flies into you, knocking you off the bench your siting at, that's new.

Is there a gofundme for the iranian ballistic missile programme

sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis

Hercule Poirot deduces you are trans by accident because he suspected you of murder and broke into your house and searched your stuff then puts 2 and 2 together when Hastings makes an innocuous observation about your fashion sense or something and he jumps up and cries “mon dieu!!!” before striding over to you kissing you on both cheeks and saying “ah, cher ami, you must live as you choose!” and then running off to confront the real culprit while you stand there in befuddlement

Columbo deduces you're trans from context clues while he's talking to you about the area, immediately uses your preferred pronouns and starts telling you about his cousin, who's also transgender, and how they got this job doing security, and how they told him that a security guard always locks up, and asks you if the guard locked up last night, and isn't it weird the place was open? And you're like, well, someone else must have opened it up. Maybe the guy in charge? He has a spare key. And then he nods and goes "the guy in charge has a spare key... well, how about that?" And then he offers you a cigar and wanders off, and a day later your boss gets arrested for murder.

Fanon Batman deduces you are trans and suddenly a free hormone clinic opens up by your home a couple months later

Miss Fisher learns youre trans and simply gives you hormones, and a little cocaine as a treat. she also invites you out to a club to meet like minded individuals. at the club you watch as she seduces the bartender and then the next day the bartender is arrested for the murder.

Elementary Sherlock deduces you are Trans and takes you on as a specialist in many obscure and useful disciplines, and also takes you in when you have a falling out with one of your many eccentric and rich paramours. This leads to you becoming an occasional and part-time housekeeper. You are Mrs. Hudson. Yes this is Canon and it aired on TV in like 2007

Miss Marple does some snooping, overhears how your relatives and their cronies talk about you, invites you all to tea, knitting up a storm as she's chatting about her second cousin twice removed who changed their name and their whole look after inheriting a large sum and moving away, all quite on the up and up, and how she could get you in contact if you'd like. You leave with an address and a new jumper and your nasty cruel relatives who murdered your parents for the inheritance confess and are taken away.

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.