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HI I WORK IN AN AQUARIUM AND I WANT IT TO BE KNOWN THAT THE TECHNICAL TERM FOR THE MOVEMENT IS “GALUMPHING” 

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the “feminine urge” meme set us back 9 million years. people just unironically posting shit like ‘the feminine urge to do the dishes and submit to my man. and have no financial independence and have glass bones and paper skin-’ like girl oh my godddd take it to the christianmingle dms stop making me read this corny shit out in the open

I’ve never seen no shit like that until this specific post. Idk who ur following but I only see ones like the feminine urge to destroy a civilization

Not a single one of these kids were alive when American Psycho came out and they've now strangled ANY CHANCE of a reboot in its crib

The immediate unspoken agreement to gaslight every man who sees this is truly incredible

i want so badly to be more offline but alas the siren call of images

Now THIS is physical comedy

your new gender is whatever you last ate (u r what u eat.)

So rare do I ever come across a post that gives me psychic damage with every sentence

I think what really makes this is that his American accent is perfect, he clearly has no issues with English, it's just that the way we spell words is complete bullshit.

My cat Guaraha would do this. I'm like "sweetie just leave the kitchen!" and he'd just sit by my feet looking up at me with red, streaming eyes while I chopped up the onions. He was a dumb shit though so that was typical dumbassery for him.

Guaraha is valid and I love him very much.

BABY OH NO