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I could be your ibuprofriend :).....or your advillain >:)

i hope all mutuals who i never talk to are having a good day

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

the amount of people saying "i thought you meant flopping on the ground". target audience

normalize flopping. it's ok to flail baby. sexy even

my favourite bit right now is saying "scientists still don't know" in relation to something I (One Single Scientist) specifically do not know the answer to

"i get a little bit genghis khan" was such a strange and delightful thing to say in a pop song

That’s why you should never accept the excuse “Well it was a different time.” They knew it was wrong. They always knew.

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

This is what having auditory processing issues is like.