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I could be your ibuprofriend :).....or your advillain >:)

my favourite bit right now is saying "scientists still don't know" in relation to something I (One Single Scientist) specifically do not know the answer to

"i get a little bit genghis khan" was such a strange and delightful thing to say in a pop song

That’s why you should never accept the excuse “Well it was a different time.” They knew it was wrong. They always knew.

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

This is what having auditory processing issues is like.

If you close your eyes right before the rat hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.

neil banging out the you

Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."

for the record im not technially 100% anti-AI, in the sense that its a broad category of tech being lumped under one umbrella term so it feels over-zealous to say i hate all of it all the time forever. but i also think trying to discuss what it actually IS good for is difficult right now when i cant take one step without something trying to convince me to use chatgpt to summarize my life and speed up my hobbies and turn my friends into chatbots and optimize my life into oblivion. i am certain there is nuance to the topic but can we stop cramming the square peg into the round hole before you start trying to sell me on the legitimate benefits of the square peg. please.

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

you are fifteen thousand generations removed from stone tools

to be clear you are fifteen thousand generations removed from the invention of stone tools. not from the end of stone tools. modern humans are still using stone tools.

I thought you meant we were descendents -of- stone tools

your father was a handaxe and your mother smelt of microliths