you are loved!

doesn't it piss you off that you have to find something to eat every single day. every one of them. just every day. you gotta eat something

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

airplane tickets should be free if you have internet friends you reaaaaaaally want to hunt like prey

This comic is genuinely how I remember which is which.

one of my least favorite genres of posts has gotta be "x professional who literally went to school for this never considered y until i (who proudly has zero knowledge on this subject, therefore making me better than the idiots who wasted their time on it) blessed them with an obvious one sentence answer that stunned them into silence". like. okay so i wasnt there but im putting $10 on them running through scripts to decide whether or not its worth explaining to your dismissive ass why it doesnt work like that. like on a fundamental level

"my math teacher asked me to show my work and was shocked when i introduced them to calculators. i can only assume this is because theyre a bad person" this is how all of those posts sound. and then they have 50k notes.