why tintin is basically the doctor:

- he can finally be ginger

- looking GREAT for 95

- has a (robot) dog

- nobody knows his real name

- is basically immortal

- has a dramatic catchphrase he yells out at inopportune moments

- is definitely not straight

- is either extremely gender or what gender?

- extremely neurodivergent and doesn't understand social cues and doesn't know how to shut up

- appears normal, looks generally young and innocent but is absolutely definitely NOT to be fucked with

- somehow manages to survive many of the worst predicaments ever

- has an (un)fortunate habit of getting whumped at every possible turn and somehow looking good whenever it happens to him

- generally alone except when meeting people who become friends and companions with only one becoming a permanent resident

- shit ton of trauma that affects relationships and behaviour and can come across as incredibly arrogant and offhand; looks normal and generally young but has pretty much had to fend for himself and rapidly become mature and independent ever since he was a child

- has plenty of enemies that hold grudges against him and want to kill him, with at least a couple standing out as archenemies

- has an incredibly iconic outfit often considered smart but stylish, along with far more formal outfits as well as an iconic long coat he is seen wearing on a regular basis