a window opened to the mute green world

and neither of them are actually hiring

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

I need to make something really elaborate and cool (doesn't move

truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest

talking about ghosts and "spiritual experiences" in general is kind of tricky, because on the one hand, there's a lot of strictly anecdotal evidence for their existence, and if they aren't real, that would imply that literally every single piece of anecdotal evidence like that throughout recorded human history is actually evidence of people outright rejecting reality, the laws of physics and causality, and their own memories/experiences to fit a literally impossible narrative just because they want to believe it's true, which in turn would have extremely troubling implications for all theories and personal anecdotes in general. and on the other hand ghosts aren't fucking real and all those implications are true

like the central issue here is that you can say "ghosts aren't real" and someone will say "okay well my grandma's house has unexplained cold spots and people have heard voices there for decades after someone was murdered, are you saying that's just coincidence?". and responding with "yes + your grandma should check for gas leaks" is considered a more embarrassing thing to say than the thing it's responding to

truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest

it's disorienting when you beat me with a shovel

ok so its a pretty good story but you know what would make it better? a liar. a character who lies. maybe two.

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