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has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

the problem with having a The Character that sucks ass is that you can’t even turn to them in times of need. god forbid i find myself asking what The Character would do in my situation because the answer would probably be catastrophically harmful for my everything. can’t rely on them for shit. absolutely abysmal emotional support

pretending to forgive my inner child so it comes out of hiding and i can deliver the final blow

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

(2012 minecraft parody voice) I am mining... there are no blocks of sand.... you are digging down with me.... hand in unbreakable hand... and I hope we mine.... I hope we both mine.......

can’t talk right now. im partaking in the social ritual of correct micro facial expressions

right so apparently its also weird if you do the correct micro facial expressions but then dont talk

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays