another happy landing

i’ve been really into transgender people having sex with other transgender people lately…. has anyone else heard of this?

"historically people had servants" incorrect. historically people WERE servants, and many of us still are.

I feel like people try to explain how [historical figure] had all the time to do so many Great Accomplishments and thus go "it's because they had servants". Which is true. But then leave it at that rather than continue on to the more important point that the servants actually often were as tired and overworked and unable to have time for themselves as so many of us are. "People lived this way because they had servants" okay and how were the SERVANTS living???

i should be allowed to kill people based on how they talk about lesbians

whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate

HAPPY CENTENARY LADS 🐢

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

cradling the em dash in my hands what the fuck have they done to you

so fucking sick of my ogre butler dude i dont want to eat human liver sauteed in centipede venom for dinner man where did you even get this

look dude me transforming painfully into a centipede isnt a fetish thing its for work. Can you take a pictyre for my linkedin its starting hherggghh

The winner takes it Saul. The loser has to call

personally my first guess as to how joker got his scars would be from smiling too big. but maybe that's my dreamer's heart

we have to hold the line on misandry not being real. it's getting scary out there

i truly do think that media piracy is an incredible feat of human compassion when you consider just how many opportunities to engage with art and develop their knowledge many people would otherwise be prevented from by factors such as financial stability and the social climate they live in. everyone should have the opportunity to experience art and learn, no matter what. i refuse to compromise on that.