another happy landing

kind of love that the entire internet is under the impression that tumblr is dead. it’s like being part of a secret society

always shoot the messanger #nomessages

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

the beautiful thing about aging is there are so many versions of your life, so many things you thought you would never get over, so many funny and absolutely heart breaking things that you not only get over but just sort of forget about

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was doomed to take things too seriously and think about them forever

not my laboratory not my Creature

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

"are you normal about-" no I'm an insane pervert

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

your forgiven.

You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.