who cares

my only two moods ever are tenderness and hysteria

i don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about it like a sleeper agent

you never think youll become one of those people who goes to restaurants alone and eats alone and drives 4 hours to go chill by a lake in the middle of nowhere alone but then you do

Man sees crab for the first time.

@uss-edsall

And it keeps on going

True crime podcast: Police say the suspect not only murdered his victims, but dismembered and ate their body parts piece by piece. I guess they had never heard of Blue Apron. Blue Apron provides dozens of delicious meals for

Yeah but I haven’t needed a claw to reach the top shelf since I was 7 so stay mad about it shrimp

Went straight for their kneecaps on that one

noooo, don’t be mortified by the ordeal of being known…you’re so loveable lol

me? I’m a simply guy, I see a pigeon with even the slightest difference in color or pattern than the average pigeon, and I say “wow look at that pigeon!” it’s just who I am

@augustheart