yall ever just yearn? ever get filled with the most profound sense of longing for something you cant understand? yall ever crave? ever have an unexplainable ache?
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yall ever just yearn? ever get filled with the most profound sense of longing for something you cant understand? yall ever crave? ever have an unexplainable ache?

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Twilight Princess Link: Sits patiently by the edge of a river for three hours to catch a single minnow, which he then shows off to several people
Breath of the Wild Link: Fucking power dives off a fifty foot waterfall, shirtless and screaming, to catch a carp with his bare hands, which he then cooks with watermelon, crabs, and milk, creating a seafood dish that lets him temporarily fight God
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you’re completely right and i’m a fool
This girl has a strong message for body-shaming victims: “Wear whatever the hell you want”
Sara Petty created a collage of tweets she found, alongside pictures of her wearing the clothes that the tweets said not to wear with a big smile strewn across her face. The result was glorious and in addition to helping other girls feel good about their bodies, she also helped herself.
More like this on @this-is-life-actually
THIS
okay i’ve just had such a perfect idea for the layout of a wedding ceremony that i drew a diagram and will now describe it
so a traditional set up for a ceremony would look like this, with the audience lined up in front of the couple, and divided in the middle to make a path for the bride to come down and be given away by her father to the groom
instead, i propose (ohhh puns) a set up more like this:
where the audience is on either side (which halves the distance that the farthest person is from the action) and at the same time you can have each half of the couple come down aisles on opposite sides and both be given away by their parents to each other (which takes away all the gross sexist and hetero-normative crap)
just… isn’t that way better???
Me and my spouse-to-be making our way to the altar:
“I can’t marry the shit out of you without getting closer.”
“Oh, approaching me, are you? Then by all means, lets get married”

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i’m no longer following any rules about how to be a woman correctly, i don’t care who is making them
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Sora: Like you’re actually worthy to use one.
Xigbar:
“My only relief is to sleep. When I’m sleeping I’m not sad, I’m not angry, I’m not lonely, I’m nothing.”
— Jillian Medoff

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“wish I could get away with wearing stuff like that” is shorthand for “I think you dress like a clown but I’m also aware that you’re cooler than me”
I love to respond with “What’s stopping you?” And watch them flounder.
I slightly disagree with the premise of this post because some of times the nuance is that it’s being said by larger people to skinnier people to express the fact that, “were I wearing the same outfit, I would be subject to fat shaming like you would not believe, and while that is something I could opt to wear, the implications and repercussions of me wearing it are completely different”
Yeah usually “i wish i could get away with wearing stuff like that” is code for “i like what you are wearing and dispite the fact that i would want to wear that i know that if i did i would be a treated like a social outcast because of my weight/bodytype/gender/ect”
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TUMBLR WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM
THE BIGGEST FOREST RESOURCES OF THE PLANET ARE BURNING AND YOU BE LIKE
OH
IT'S RUSSIA, SO NO BIG DEAL :)))
You ask for reblogs every time some shit happens in America or Europe, hell, you even cared about Notre Dame and Greece forests burning. WHY THE FUCK DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT SIBERIA DYING IN FIRE
OH RIGHT, YOU CAN WATCH SHIT ABOUT ONE OF OUR TRAGEDIES IN TV SHOW, BUT WHEN ANOTHER TRAGEDY THIS BIG HAPPENS RIGHT FUCKING NOW - YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES AND PRETEND IT ISN'T HERE
MOST OF OUR COUNTRY IS ALREADY COVERED IN SMOKE, IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME WHEN IT WILL REACH MOSCOW AND FURTHER CITIES, BIG PARTS OF OUR FORESTS ARE ALREADY GONE IN FIRE, ANIMALS ARE DYING HERE
AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE WORST? WE CAN'T EVEN FORCE OUR GOVERNMENT TO USE ANY. FUCKING. FORCES. AGAINST FIRE
MOST OF OUR PEOPLE DONT EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT, BECAUSE OUR TV DOESN'T SPEAK ABOUT IT
AND YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS DO? RIGHT, YOU REMAIN SILENT. BECAUSE IT'S NOT CLOSE TO YOU. BUT LET ME TELL YOU THAT - IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME WHEN IT WILL AFFECT YOU, TRUST ME.
Look at this. If those photos don't affect you, you can shove your pathetic posts about saving our eco system deep into your ass.
There is nothing can be done without help and talking about it. And yes, it's this time when it's really YOUR duty to share this information with everyone. You can hate us. Many of our problems got silenced just because world doesn't care. But trust me, when all of our forests will die in a fire, you will be the next one to go.
Today I used this blog to speak, and if you don't like it - fuck you. But the next time you will post shit about global warming, social/economic problems, etc. - remember the time you ignored a problem this big and go fuck yourself.
cat when I’m snuggling him: I’ve never met you in my life. you bastard. you fiend. stop this at once
cat when I’m busy doing something and can’t pet him right that second: Where Is My Kisses From Mommy??? Where Is My Snuggles And Cuddles That I Crave So Dearly. You Are A Cruel And Unjust Mother And I Am Going To Scream
07/24/19
Japan Elects Its First Openly-Gay Lawmaker
LGBT rights activist Taiga Ishikawa recently won a seat in Japan’s national parliament, becoming the country’s first openly-gay lawmaker.
Upon his election, Ishikawa vowed to push bills for marriage equality and protecting LGBT people from discrimination during his tenure as a lawmaker.

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I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants.
Don’t forget kids, jewelweed is a natural counteragent to poison ivy rashes but it won’t do shit against whooping cough
Humans are Weird
(this my first time doing this)
Imagine if a ship had, like, a teen. And they are an absolute. Memelord. A true Gen Z motherfucker.
They’ll use these weird words beyond comprehension to deliver simple orders.
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“Okay guys, on the count of three, y‘all’re gonna yeet this fookin’ thing, 'kay?!” yelled out Human Jade through the intercom, having a smirk on his face.
Commander G'jelvetik was baffled by this. ’Yeet’? What was that?? Even the translator didn’t come up with anything! And y'all’re? That sounds like one of those mashed up words…
But for some reason, the other humans managed to… Decipher all of that.
“ 'Kay. One, two, three! This bitch finna be empty, YEET!”
“… I- What- Gahh! You humans are incomprehensible!”
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“This ain’t it, chief.”
“I believe I’ve told you to address me as 'Commander’.”
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And sometimes, the aliens fear the mental health of these individuals
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Breakfast time was going in session. All humans and aliens went to eat their daily food. J'kiyuva, a pilot of their crew, went to hang around with the humans to get accustomed to their weird behavior.
In the corner of their eye, they saw Human Brittney. The girl had just been assigned to a deadly mission, which had unfortunately resulted in her feet getting a severe injury that had to be stitched up. She was holding, what the humans call, 'peanut butter and jelly sandwich’. Suddenly, her hand somehow managed to lose grip on the food, and it fell to the floor. She stared at the ruined and dirty food.
“Nothing in life is worth living anymore,” she said casually.
J'kiyuva was baffled by this. If the translator is correct, then it means Human Brittney does not want to continue living.
“Mood. Felt that way for like, fifteen years,” Human Jake put a hand on Human Brittney’s shoulder, “There are some ropes in the supply closet.”
“Hey, I have some bleach too if you want.”
“Oh, don’t be a pussy. Take a swan dive.”
The comments filled J'kiyuva with horror, as it suggested and gave Human Brittney ways to kill herself. But one more thing bewildered them…
“You were okay with having severe injuries on your feet, but you’ll… Kill yourself at the fall of an easily made food?
… you humans baffle me.”