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trying on a metaphor
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@theartofmadeline

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Not today Justin
DEAR READER
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#extradirty
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@kryptidkarma

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Id rather shit in my hands and clap

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“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh
“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter
The worst-sounding piece of advice I've ever been given that does actually work is to frame your health concerns as coming from someone close to you, whom you do not believe. Tell your doctor that you've been having pain and your mom/friend/partner thinks it might be an ovarian cyst, but you don't think so because the pain is much more intense and it has to be something else. This gives your doctor an unseen third party to fight instead of you. They can't just tell this third party, who isn't present, that you pulled a muscle, they now need to prove to this third party that it is not an ovarian cyst.
At which point they will find an ovarian cyst, but they now get whatever fucked up satisfaction they derive out of proving you wrong, because you didn't believe it could a cyst at all, but guess what? They did find a cyst! It's such a good thing you didn't listen to your intuition and came to them to verify your lay diagnosis from that third party! Bonus? Doctor doesn't have to feel like they look stupid in front of a patient, which is really what all this is about. Not your health, why would you think your medical diagnosis is about your health? It's obviously about a doctor's potential ego.
And apparently this works. Apparently you just need to be able to always play 4D chess with your medical professionals in order to find an avenue of advocating for yourself and getting you medical needs met. Isn't that great?
I hate it here, actually.
The "funniest" part of healthcare is when your doctor has a petty grudge against another one you went to before and they decide to do the complete opposite to what the other doctor asked for or did before because they know better and they are oh so smarter :)
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A painting I made for Karekareo's film Morning, morning! I love ghost pup so much. 🥺 So many artists are making incredible things independently! 👏🎉
i'm also looking forward to your girlfriend's bottom surgery
^ surgeon whose rare and sickly pet lizard only eats human testicles
[image ID: Tumblr tag reading: #i guess those words can go in that order if you really want them to /End ID]
surely it's a ball python
okay i need to poll the public … is this cope, or does it kinda look like march is wearing a modern hanbok…? 🥺
EDIT; to clarify, this is mostly about the jacket!!
Victorious

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KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!