Infinite Warfare Defence Squad

Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".

Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?

Me, straddling his lap: I'm kinda nervous. like idk ive never done this before