Infinite Warfare Defence Squad

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

SLUT WORLD IS UNDER ATTACK

M'aiq thinks you have been standing there staring into space for a long time. Are you waiting for something, or did you walk away from your game and get distracted? M'aiq is not enjoying your vacant stares.

5 dead and 27 wounded in difficult conversation with mom