Just a small town ghoul

@mudcabbagekitty

you wouldn’t download a #chris evans.

So many people inspire me to be nothing like them.

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

I've gone fifteen years on this website without absorbing any information about homestuck and I'm not about to start now

i think i'm okay with any pronouns however the ones you choose to refer to me with will effect the ending you get so make sure to read the guide if you're trying to unlock all of them

people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets.

I need several hours of Quiet Time each day or i become the worst person alive

tumblr is full of phrases that we are all so desensitized to that they're just normal, but if you say it to a person in real life its so funny to them its a one-hit insta kill

i will apologize for being insufferable but i will not stop. you all know this.