mr. magdalena

i hope my iphone SE 2020 lives forever i will never get rid of my home button

so you’re telling me i CANT just wear a bikini every day????? and for why???????

watching frankenstein (2025) for the first time + i’ve only gotten halfway thru the book…. i’ll update later with my thoughts

i wish frankenstein was real so i could steal the creature baby from victor immediately and raise him as my own that poor thing i love him

me and homegirl chattering and chirping and trilling

white boy im obviously fuckinng playing in your face white boy why do you keep coming back to me white boy you have a problem

boy why you so girl

need to get my own place soon so i can dance to old funk music in my kitchen with my wine in only a tshirt and underwear instead of doing that in my childhood bedroom

bomb that only kills one man in particular because i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him

i hate x reader fanfics like why are you saying im wearing a slip on sequin dress to an old timer italian restaurant like no i’m not actually ❤️ thanks ❤️ i did not say what you said i said either ❤️ ❤️❤️❤️

guys i’m about to watch fishes for the first time pray for me