what happened to women's wrongs. i thought you guys loved women's wrongs

blocking someone bc they’re personally annoying to you is always morally correct

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

yea well im possessed and its yours

Popular ships are so funny because with some of them I can even see the vision, but with others I see their serious believers as the flat earthers of fandom

Why does everyone write Merlin like he’s some soft boy if this dude had a gun he’d use it everyday

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

one hundred and seventy dollars

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i am banned from eating my herring inside. they make me eat it on the smoking area by the loading dock, under the theory that it already smells bad there. but it was raining today which was preventing my breakfast, so i was feeling sad and hungry and then i realized that there was a large cardboard box in the dumpster from a previous delivery. like a fridge sized box. so i fished it out of the dumpster, then tipped it on its side and had a nice little cardboard cave to watch the rain and eat my fish in. which was a great experience. very soothing. very zen. at least until the security guard from the day before stepped outside to smoke. then i tried hiding from him by crawling deeper in the box, which unfortunately did not work. instead he saw a sort of damp sniveling pale hairless creature eating fish in a box, and delivered the verbal killshot of "good morning, mr. smeagol." which is how my day was ruined before 8 am.

you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/