i think its charming when peoples personal lives improve and they get drastically worse at posting

Haven’t posted about plastic in a minute. Rest assured, I am still hard at work eating all plastic on earth

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

Don't use AI to write. Use cocaine like a real author.

asked my students if they wanted to share stories about what they did over spring break and this kid goes "you know the field behind costco?" and we all nod and he says "I got lost in the field behind costco."

I still can't believe John Green went BACK on Tumblr after being literally sexually harassed off the site. Braver than any US marine.

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

Internet socialists always talk about the things they think they should get for free, they never talk about the labor they themselves will provide for free.

On the rare occasion they do, it's always hobby-related, like "yoga teacher" or "commune muralist." Which implies a lot of confidence in the belief that someone else's passion job will be "lithium miner" or "sewage plant worker."

clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in