how macabre!

"do you have insta?" i have an address where u can send flowers and love letters

let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

having poor circulation is great because people will touch your hand and go 'oh! you're so cold!' and for a moment you get to experience what it's like to be a vampire in a romance novel

two meads in and i'm asking my knight if i can feel how sharp his blade is 🤦‍♂️ i'm giggling and kicking my feet too. should i ask him to press it against my neck or is that too forward

i'd burrow into your skin like a parasite to stay close to you

tmi doesn't exist to me. I love information

I can smell the poison in my goblet but I lowkey don't even care anymore