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girlserum-deactivated20250923

happy friday to the freaks. the rest of u… get more freaky idk what 2 tell u

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personsonable-deactivated201908

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

miaislying

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

personsonable-deactivated201908

decay exists as an extant form of life

miaislying

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

haystarlight

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

superdaisypowerhour

"if i had a time machine i would go back in time and kill hitler"

I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,

somafalls

scribbleparsley

ive had this in my head for weeks lmao

scribbleparsley

realized the hat applies to both of them so: behold today’s warmup TvT;

also now tagging @birchbow in this nonsense :o)

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theblackparadeisdead

in the year 3620 BC your ancestor set alight a field belonging to my ancestor, destroying near half an acre of good barley and causing much misery in our house. delete thy blog wretched saboteur

Can we run away together

theblackparadeisdead

I've been repeating delete thy blog wretched saboteur to myself for like 10 minutes

valtsv

big fan of characters with abandonment + attachment issues so profound that they leave claw marks in everything they touch but would sooner gnaw off their own leg than admit they just want someone to stay for once. in a totally normal well adjusted and not at all projecting way of course.

balaclava-trismegistus

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

splickedylit

My art from 2014 is being reblogged and I am taking video-game style poison damage. -1 hnf. -1 hugh. -1 argh. -1 hng. -1 hnf. -1 ow.

splickedylit

Does it kind of make me want to do another request night where people link me to my own old art for redrawing. Yes. Do I have time for that. No.

asaintbyanyothername

status update (yslt)

Surgery recovery is going well. Face feels way less like I lost a fight with Tyson

Chapter is mostly done, there's just one hot and heavy part that's holding me up and then we have the edit

... Slinky & Duck will, in fact, not be appearing in this chapter :( if I want it out before my next quarterly deadline. Same with some of the other previews I dropped, this always happens when I try to cram a ton into the chapter, but they need to be shorter for me to update more. Speaking of which:

This chapter will be another short one. Not as short as last one, it's probably going to top out at 2.5k - 3.5k.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR PATIENCE, WE'RE IN THE HOME STRETCH I PROMISE

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theglitchywriterboi

I hope every writer who sees this writes LOADS the next few months. Like freetime opens up, no writers block, the ability to focus, etc etc you're able to write loads & make lots of progress <3

scribbleparsley

ive had this in my head for weeks lmao

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sexygaywizard

FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗

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kokoko-sir

they are well-trained you see

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great-gatsby

every reread kills me a little bit more

great-gatsby

reread and enjoy <3

scribbleparsley

was gonna hold off on posting more wips but this canvas is fully off the rails at this point and i enjoy both sharing the process and tormenting people with a wait so. here you go. karkat boob window sweater has entered the chat :o)

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