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Tomorrow I will be inventing the wheel

Dude, hold on

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pumpkinspicebluntwrap

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gonsplode

a-book-of-creatures

Mutuals feel free to pick me up and drop me off in front of prime real estate that’s all mine

I will be scared but I will appreciate it

emjoy398

#video #bird #birds #owl #owls

hinoneko

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

#doctor who

doyoulovethewayzeylily

imagine you had a friend who constantly made jokes at the expense of something you loved. they're never funny, but they seem to expect you to laugh even though the punchline is just, "this thing you love sucks ass". it's not even really a joke, there's nothing funny about it, you can tell that they genuinely actually believe it. but they insist it's just a joke!

no matter what the situation is, they're always bringing the social interaction to a screeching halt with these jokes. nobody ever wants to participate in this joke with them. nobody agrees with the premise. nobody ever knows what to say afterwards, it's just an awkward moment and a subject change. but they just keep doing it.

you have to stop with the self-deprecatory "humor", it's not fun for anyone including you.

doyoulovethewayzeylily

#actual advice: switch to self-aggrandizing humor #have the biggest ego in the world even if it's fake #does wonders

as the smartest and most beautiful woman in the world, I can confirm this

hardgockcafe

Self aggrandizing humor saves lives. I’m an authority on this since I’m legitimately the coolest girl in the world.

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prokopetz

Having been Very Online in the mid 1990s is rough because half of your formative influences are like "yeah, this Flash video engages in pop culture deconstruction that's strikingly topical even thirty years later and did things to my vocabulary that persist to this day, and I can literally never recommend it to anyone because its core premise is a level of homophobic ordinarily observed only under laboratory conditions".

prokopetz

Them: Hey, you were around for the first wave of real webcomics. Which one was your favourite?

Me:

prokopetz

#thank god homestar runner aged well (via @shibascarf)

Homestar Runner is the way that it is in large part because it's a response to the 90s edgelord bullshit I'm talking about; while the characters had earlier appeared in print, the Flash animated version that everybody remembers didn't debut until January of 2000. If it's aged well, that isn't an accident – it's a product of its authors looking at the state of 1990s Internet culture and making a conscious decision to be Not That.

millastaria

today's mini fella is tf!ghostie

#tfsmp #the flight smp #mcyt #minecraft youtubers

tiktoksthataregood-ish

#video #i appreciate how much time must have went in to this just to freeze everything

c-rowlesdraws

👋 friendly reminder to use more inclusive and respectful language! 💐 Instead of “disemboweled”, try “differently-emboweled” ☺️

a-buge

me when it's national be nice to bugs day (july 14th) (I'm a bug):

#gif

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orpheusilver

HOW TO HUG LONG DISTANCE

orpheusilver

HOW TO EMAIL HUGS

orpheusilver

10000 KILOMETER HUG TECHNIQUES

soup-mother

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

in-the-multiverse

Twin Beaks!

rubycowashere

btw I am STILL freaking out about this :D

#mcyt #minecraft youtubers #sbk #skyblock kingdoms

notsodailysmajor

Day 7

Moth Smajor!!!

HE'S JUST A LITTLE GUY!!!!!

#alsmp #mcyt #minecraft youtubers #MOTHSMAJOR!!!!!!!!

cal3ris

is this gonna get me fired you think

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skodasforge

“It’s photoshopped” honestly in the age of AI that has a homey sort of nostalgia to it. Remember when people used to put effort into faking things?

kaosuqi

photoshop fakers are like the villain with moral standards now

seabeck

A mountain lake

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