again 🙄

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

it is the goal of all ui designers to instill misery in those who lack the surgeon's precision

I think Rocky named Grace ‘Dumbass’ or ‘Idiot’ or something and then just never changed it. Then when they get to Erid he’s so used to calling his alien friend ‘Shithead Moron’ that when he introduces him to a large crowd they’re all like ‘woah man what the fuck’ and ‘that’s not nice!’ and ‘you can’t say that bro that’s too mean’ and Rocky has to awkwardly explain to Grace why they’re upset. Grace, who is now very familiar with Rocky’s standard vocabulary, laughs until he is crying on the floor and can’t breath, which makes all the other Eridians panic while Rocky stands there yelling at Grace that it’s not that funny asshole.

you're like that guy from the mummy

i will begin misusing the mature content label if i have to. this post? only for adults. because i said so.

daddy wants to see yall on yall baddest behavior. lend me some sugar. I AM your neighbor.

I genuinely cannot tell if this is supposed to be a horny post or House of Leaves inspo. Great job, op.

secret third option actually. now, don't have me break this thing down for nothing

MY GOD… I WOKE UP TO THE SOUND OF A MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN GAZA.

I am in a hospital bed listening to screams while my family is still trapped in danger.