Frog Fan Blog

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

is he okay

hes alright but he died

ill be like “ive had it” and two seconds later i will start enduring

nothing that stimulant medication and a coffee and an energy drink and a bump of coke and a good hard slap in the face and seven years in the harsh wilderness and a hug from a friend and a firm prostate milking and 250mg of MDMA crystals and a top of the line gaming PC and a tall glass of water and a distant memory of summer and piano lessons and four 20mg edibles and a sword that hungers for human blood and a well socialized tuxedo cat and a sushi dinner and a leather jacket and a power nap and a single beautiful rod of depleted uranium and regular estradiol injections and a typewritten sheet of paper bearing the solution to the hard problem of consciousness and nipple clamps and a lobotomy and a gun and another coffee can't fix

ibuprofen please save me from the dragon

they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

Oh so the plural of surgeon general is surgeons general, huh? Well what about bunnies rabbit. Puppies dog. KITTIES CAT. Did you ever think of that, you sillies goose?

ilove homosexuals i  love bisexuals  i love trans !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yayy ayyayy ayy Weare all sooo ocool

your silence on fresh basil pesto is deafening.

talking heads was right

how

i do ask myself. how did i get here

what's the matter honey? you've hardly touched your fleeting experience of time on earth

Is it just me or does having a silly little tv show to look forward to make the passage of time bearable

im like if the sleepiest person in the world was awake