'Sup Choombas

Being an Adult is really interfering with my Video Game time, sucks man

the Eurovision Song Contest where the winner is determined depending on how horny europeans feel

Flo Rida's agent: I've booked you for a gig, don't ask questions

*rubs hands together* time for my favorite part of eurovision, the results: friendships are broken, wars are declared, and the uk comes last

the reason why europe is never in any dystopian novels, is bc we already got a solid system to work out our problems

ppl just don’t light pianos on fire on the eurovision stage like they used to...

I realize now that without context this kinda message coming from an account named allthingsgerman can sound a bit ominous.

european privilege is no commercials during eurovision

but I need to pee

that’s why there are ballads

last time i did that during a ballad i came back and the piano was on fire NEVER AGAIN