they call me Immanuel because i'm all up in your wife's Kant

dev patel and steven yeun are undeniably pretty men but i feel like a lot of white people here just freakishly fawn and obsess over them to the point of dehumanization... like they're clearly just trying to prove that they're not racist and can find the Non Whites attractive too but. buddy it's not working

the joker would sing happy by pharrell williams like “it might seem normal what i am bout to say”

when parasite said the rich can afford to be kind, when parasite said global warming is most catastrophic for those least responsible, when parasite said the rich are the ones with access to sunlight, when parasite said the efforts of the working class are invisible to their exploiters, when parasite said water only ever flows from the rich down to the poor and never in reverse, when parasite said the rich are the real parasites for leeching off of their workers' labour

hey bro check out this tiktok of a white woman standing in a kitchen i promise it wont hurt this time

Oh my god the question at the center of death note isn’t “how do we make the world a better place” it’s “if a cop’s son had the power of a god, would that be fucked up or what”

#death note doesn't have a point other than 'watch how quickly this one guy decides to be the worst person ever'#and that is because we are all actually looking at it from the perspective of ryuk#we are his shinigami buddies and he's telling us about this totally bonkers time he had on earth#ryuk: yeah i gave this guy a death note and he immediately became a megalomaniacal serial killer#ryuk: i didn't even have to suggest it like that was his FIRST thought it was great (via @andsotheuniverseended​)

It was there the whole time. You just didn’t see it because it was doing what it was supposed to do.

Well damn. Good point. 10/10