schploinko zone

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

I dont care about matt damon and ben affleck but they gave us Which could mean nothing so they are like rpf patron saints in a way

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

if policies like "be nice" and "don't do slavery" are going to be "the fall of western civilization" then why would anyone be against that outcome

fuuuuck if the Evil Empire Of Misery And Sadness gets defeated the dow jones is gonna PLUMMET duuude we canttttt think about the dowwww

dear mister "beast..." i am going to kill you with my dual shadow moon katanas on june 15th 2026 at 8:30 pm pacific time

international cut your hair like your icon day how screwed are you 

shawty's like a malady in my head

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

phone somehow autocorrected "the joker" to "the worker." why so devoid of class consciousness, batman