Oh My Coffee

Can we talk about how in zombie shows/movies/books they always find a veterinarian and not a surgeon? Are veterinarians deemed more likely to survive the apocalypse?

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There is no hope for me in a zombie apocalypse. I will be in the first wave of infected after being called to ER to assess a patient behaving strangely and trying to bite everyone.

I mean if the covid-19 pandemic proved anything, it showed that if the end of the world happened, I (and the rest of medblr) would STILL be showing up at work, stuck on the front line, dealing with The Fuckening, whilst some smug denialists chilled at home complaining about running out of new sourdough recipes whilst claiming it was all a hoax.

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

Please stop reblogging this post

This post made my water break

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

WHAT

God, I love this accursed website.

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

Happy 7th birthday Marceline! Your mom is a tumblrina and probably named you after a cartoon vampire <3

All I did was stare at your lips now I’m hard

reblog to make your blog smell like cinnamon and warm brown sugar

you better be fantasizing about me.

Hey, you’re kinda my type. Do you like waking up to the sound of handcuffs being tightened around your wrists?

no ive never seen her face bro but the way she blogs is so sexy