Cats, coffee, and chemistery!

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

theres ALWAYS a relevant XKCD for everything huh

For Sale, Baby Shoes, Lightly Worn, Three or Four Times. Baby Did Die Though

my cat is completely obsessed with watching the bathroom sink drain and I have started calling this "her shows." as in when I'm in the bathroom and she meows and runs up I'll be like "oh you want to watch your shows?" and run the faucet for an extra few seconds so it fills a little. she will then sit there at the edge of the sink for ages totally entraptured by the drain. blorbo from her sink

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

watching "um, actually" for the first time and whenever i know an answer that the contestants don't i become someone i don't like very much

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.