Everything has a meaning

good evening. I wish to 🅱️uplish a book

Good evening. I also wish for you to 🅱️uplish a book

Shitty things about being isekaied #34; every time I use the restroom I automatically reach for my phone I left in my jacket pocket back on earth, and my hand goes exactly where I keep my knives on my belt, so I always walk out of the john with a fresh hand wound

Shitty things about being isekaied #49: dog came with me but the magic field uplifted her into an anime girl and I'm realizing our personalities just don't click (plus her sitting on my lap is weird now)

Shitty things about being isekaied #64: the town blacksmith is an elf named Gay Simpson and I couldnt explain why that made me laugh and now she won't fix my weapons anymore

Shitty things about being isekaied #75: my degree in russian lit is useless now

Shitty things about being isekaied #83: the four dark lords of this world look almost identical to abba which cant be intentional but when they line up on horseback its so uncanny i cant help but wonder if someones fucking with me

Shitty things about being isekaied #94: they dont make my meds here and health potions dont do shit for bipolar

Shitty things about being isekaied #102: finally met another earthling but hes like half my age so we dont have anything in common. somewhere along the line he got turned into a musclebound wolfman and every time i ask about it he gets super smug and refuses to tell me how it happened

I have bad news about the degree in Russian lit here as well.

THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT

It's very interesting how big of a revolution will LLMs cause (and are already causing) in genetics and bioengineering since DNA and proteins are, for all intent and purposes, really really long words

You can, very literally, fit the entire human genome in a .txt file. It's not the most efficient way to study it but you can

It's so funny that people have such strong opinions on AI but every geneticist I meet is like "oh god finally. This thing does all the work for me. We will find the catgirl gene soon"

And no this isn't just the specialized models like alphafold. You can ask Claude or Deepseek to make pipelines and bioinformatics stuff for you and they work.

A good chunk of AI and LLM research actually comes directly from bioinformatics research. To find the catgirl gene.

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one that added 35k extra words to the projected length of this fucking story ahgeilahgleiag

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

That sounds amazing.

It was incredibly repetitive actually

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

reading a good interesting book after a horrible reading slump and suddenly you can feel the sun shining again and the sky is more beautiful than ever and birds are all singing songs to you

it's also creating a class of people who you can abuse while telling yourself that you're Good and Moral and Not an Abuser.

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

Sometimes Diesel watches me do stuff and I'm like wow. You understand that parts of me are analogous to you even though they look nothing alike. You know what my mouth is and when I'm eating even though it looks nothing like how a cat eats. You're alive here with me and you're a funky little genius.

My cats respond to more and more names the longer I have them and it's endlessly funny to me that I accidentally taught them their names are Baby and Stinky

That is pretty amusing, nipple-brains.

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

If you become friends with someone they might offer you shelter or sources of protein