Here there be memes

Undulates anguilliformly at you to confuse and threaten you with my highly maneuverable body

A free-range group therapy called "get herded, idiot", where you and everyone in your group is set loose to run around on an open field while a highly trained shepherd dog tries to keep you all in one group. I am not sure what benefit this would have for anyone involved.

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

*sniff sniff sniff* ah, i see. you are not an ant.

none of these words are in fast car

GIVE UP ON HARRY POTTER. daniel radcliffe is fucking megan thee stallion on his new tv show and jumping over cars like a teen wolf werewolf get into THAT

AITA for smiling and laughing

We really need to go back to giving six year old girls knives to carry everywhere

[ID: A red pocket knife that reads Brownie on one side and “be wise, beware, use me with care” on the other.]

For serious though this cat looks like a mf chromosome

@bovineblogger

environmental storytelling.

You have to watch the dosage.

You have to watch the dosage.