The Chamberlain

following people who are into wrestling is just like "holy shit johnny appleseed just hit burner hurtzog (evil artfilm director-themed wrestler) with the Prostate Puncher 5000! can't fucking stand that guy!" like all day long

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

what a privilege it is to come home to a little animal that loves you like you're their whole world.

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

oouufghh.. I got the headache. I'm sorry everyone. this is it for me

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

i’ve just seen the craziest image

australian mutuals what are they saying

josh wants to steal it and use it to deal speed

josh is making wise business moves and i respect him