a heart is a heavy burden

was playing minecraft w my 14 y/o niece (and have been the last few days bc she got back into it and likes playing together) and my brother in law walked in and said “you’re playing with courtney AGAIN? god, she needs to find friends” knowing full well i could hear him. i may have never had a biological one but that motherfucker puts the full weight of the word brother behind every interaction we have 😭

hanging out with her this week and i did something to embarrass her and she said “this is why you don’t have friends” 😭😭 like father like daughter

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

god the 25th anniversary of 9/11 is gonna be annoying as fuck isn't it

watch them try for a freedom 250 do-over

bri'ish food is nothing special but every time i walk into the local fish n chip place i ask for a medium and they hand me a parcel of vinegar soaked fries so thick i struggle to carry it home with two hands. they look me in the eye and know theyve given me enough potato to feed me for a week. and for what. like 4 quid. you gotta respect the quantity over quality approach of it sometimes.

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

I MISS THE HEADPHONE JACK FUCK YOU!!!!!!

once you notice half of all memes are just a picture of a black person with unrelated text over them you really cannot unsee it

You know what I'm still mad that Heartstopper got slapped with the 'sugar-coated and overly idealized' criticism when there was a minor-on-minor assault in the very first fucking episode

anyway. i haven’t been active on here bc i’ve been boycotting a gaming company for removing a werewolf from their game before he could debut i take my branding seriously but checking in occasionally is like oh good television is still falling apart this year huh. every single final season of shows i’ve seen so far this year have been ass i’m glad every tv show creator has decided to lock in on writing the worse possible endings and pissing off their fans

i take it back heartstopper is an exception ty heartstopper <3