that's pussy babe!

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

ran out of things to run to or away from. what now

sorry to hear that you haven’t been feeling all that great lately. Do you want me to hunt you for sport

no worries if not. will be thinking of you regardless

if u addicted to your feed u might b a chicken .

who want me? lol we’re running out of time

in deep psychological distress: i should make a post on the internet

kills myself on my lunch break then clocks back in

It sucks that they got rid of every activity. It’s only phone in bed now. They got rid of everything else

when i die ill go to heaven and the real gun emoji will be there waiting for me

i dont even have sex i just make the posts for clout

Unfortunately me until Thursday

bro has sex scheduled on thursday

before we move on to the next act of the biggest talent show this towns ever seen, we found a half smoked cigarette outside in the parking lot. would the owner please smoke the rest of it

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

add another clove of garlic im not driving

problematic swag gap relationship