that's pussy babe!

It sucks that they got rid of every activity. It’s only phone in bed now. They got rid of everything else

when i die ill go to heaven and the real gun emoji will be there waiting for me

i dont even have sex i just make the posts for clout

Unfortunately me until Thursday

bro has sex scheduled on thursday

before we move on to the next act of the biggest talent show this towns ever seen, we found a half smoked cigarette outside in the parking lot. would the owner please smoke the rest of it

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

add another clove of garlic im not driving

problematic swag gap relationship

We need etsy to get bought by someone who will run it like the navy i need to only see small businesses in eastern europe weaving baskets by hand and anime yaoi keychains with original fanart

Literally need someone with an serial killer level obsession with content moderation to sit at a wall of monitors sniping dropshippers. I need etsy HQ to look and sound like the nerv command center in Evangelion

Unrestrained summer fun

* crazy tire-screeching noises*

did you know you can reblog a post without adding things to it

Ok this one’s allowed cause its freakyyyyyyy

Can't believe they banned tiktok for a couple hours just so they could unban it and encourage everyone to put Trump's dick right up their assholes and moan about it

Someone has been arguing back and forth in the comment section of one of my BNHA fics for almost a year now. The world is full of people.

I got it wrong. Someone has been arguing back and forth in the comment section of one of my BNHA fics for almost two years now. The world is full of people.

maybe we will be keychains on the same key ring in the next life