this Blog used To Have A Point

A common theme in science fiction is that if you're in space, don't trust a corporation. And Earth is in space

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

it's rotten work, but without the rot nothing can grow

it's rotten work but decay is an essential part of the cycle of death and rebirth

Happy pride month to him

whatever lol (in tears)

Just got jumped by gay bullies and they made me give them my brunch money

my brother drives a terrible giant lifted truck and all it does it make bad noises and have a check engine light and i cant get in without clambering

imagine you have a movie with oscar isaac and john boyega and people fixate on adam driver instead. this actually happened

if we were cells in a spreadsheet would you merge with me

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

every time it rains i have the urge to say “well our plan to stand alone in a field with a metal rod is out” which no one ever recognizes is from phineas and ferb but usually kills anyway

I am extremely online but in like the Loser Way. if you try to make me use instagram or tiktok I fumble around with it like a grandma who has never seen a phone before. if you send me a tumblr screenshot however, I will tell you that not only have I already seen the original post but that I'm mutuals with OP