Emmy

Why did he do that tho 😂

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

reblog to let prev know you’re proud of them

theres like a guarantee that if someone’s url ends in “course” or “discourse” theyre an asshole

fuck its Already like 100 am

omfg I can’t BELIEVE I hadn’t reblogged this adorable addition to my post yet. I love the balloon and the flower crown.

I think this is the best scientist photograph I have ever seen.

But people didn’t believe him on reddit. So Watterson made the photo sequence into a gif.

I had to go through the notes to find the gif. Not because I didn’t believe him but because I wanted to see it.

Fantastic

Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.

none of these words are in the bible. or the dictionary, for that matter.

#While this is a joke#For the etymologists out there#Tumblr did not “goncharov” poob#translation: Tumblr is not making a fictitious thing called poob that we insist is real#Poob is glup shittoing (streaming services)#Translation: Poob is now a generic name for whatever streaming platform is out there when you don't feel like naming something specifically

Etymologists are on Tumblr for the same reason Primatologists are out in the jungle: It's where the Monkeys are.

logging back after a multi-year hiatus just to reblog my tumblr cameo

SINNERS RAILROAD CONSULTANT KELLY LYNCH???

there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them

I use spicy to describe food

my food is mentally ill and I’m putting my dick in it

Twilight

Look at the dance moves. Those are dad moves. It checks out. I also love ur dad.

THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH