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“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

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big fan of strattland being a little too comfortable in each others' space and weirding everyone else out completely straight-faced
Continue✨ Keep going✨
Thank you, lady 🤗
The Nigerian accent. God. She reminds me of home...
Always grateful when this makes the rounds
#kind of a milf reblog
I won't apologize
How the hell could I possibly explain this post to somebody not on tumblr
Making the project hail mary quilt
Since I've decided to do this, I'm gonna document my progress on here, so if I ever loose motivation, maybe someone here will tell me to keep going, or someone with more knowledge has tips.
Alright, Step 1. Be stupid enough to do this.
Step 2. Find reference material.
As far as I can tell, these are all original quilt pictures. You can see that there was an earlier version, and some patches have changed in the final version, so I am mostly using the third picture as a reference.
I found this on pinterest (if anyone knows who did this, tell me)
There were a few things not 100% correct (no hate to the person who did it), so I crossreferenced and came up with a version that should be the closest to the og.
I'll also be using this post as a reference. (Thanks to @couldbeglorious )
Step 3. Math
Yeah, I know, but in order to sew it, you'll need to know the size of the patches.
Step 4. ...
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We do have a few more pics of the top!

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This but make it domestic Spirk:
Maaan, this Ernest Chiriacka illustration has been in my K/S inspiration folder for over a year now!! Thank you for making this post—this was the push I needed to finally make it happen xD
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“HJ’s never gotten in your way. None of your dreams hinge on him. Why does this feel so bad?”
Brennan you can’t do this to me
Wholesome Grace and Rocky Headcanons:
Rocky learns the concept of “good morning” isn’t about time—it’s about care, and starts sending it whenever Grace wakes up, no matter the ship’s cycle.
Grace keeps a running list called “Things Rocky Made Better Without Trying,” and it gets updated way too often to stay serious.
Rocky figures out which of Grace’s jokes mean “I’m okay” and starts responding faster to those specifically.
Grace once says “good job, buddy,” and Rocky treats it like a formal achievement worth remembering forever.
During the four year trip to Erid, They both stop thinking of the ship as equipment and start thinking of it as something they’re taking care of together.
Grace starts saying “we did it” even when Rocky did 99% of the work, and Rocky never corrects him.
Grace starts labeling some of Rocky’s messages as “made my day,” even though Rocky doesn’t know what that means in measurable terms.
Rocky learns that repeating reassurance twice makes Grace visibly calmer, so he quietly builds that into his communication style.
While on Erid, Grace realizes Rocky always positions himself slightly between Grace and unfamiliar areas, not out of danger response anymore—but out of habit of care.
Grace starts resting a hand on Rocky’s suit shoulder while talking, like it’s the most natural punctuation in conversation.
Rocky learns that Grace’s silence is more comfortable when they are physically close, so he reduces distance whenever words fall silent.
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i appreciate the amount of people reblogging this despite me not really tagging this at all. im glad many of people feel the same anger i do.
And hes gonna push them all into a fan.
Textpost credit @akashicrecord

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This is why Pride is not just a party. It's a joyful celebration, but it's also a pointed and colourful two-finger salute to a world that stood back whilst so many of us died. And we'll never go quietly, never again.
today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring
Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?
we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation
So after extensive interrogation I have an update:
my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.
the truth is actually weirder
she’s aware dandelions look like this
she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions
she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?
she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.
gosh I enjoy this website
For comparison, this is a daffodil
See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.
i don’t think so? i’m southern and buttercups are what we call these things (much tinier)
Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???
This is an Easter Lily. It is an actual lily and therefore deadly to cats.
They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!
This is a marigold:
….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u
“buttercups” is a name applied to MANY flowers. in my part of the south it was this one:
imo there’s correct identifications of dandelions, daffodils, easter lilies and marigolds in this thread, but buttercups are simply impossible to agree on and the only solution is for everyone to post pictures of their local buttercups
*squints* is that a motherfucking EVENING PRIMROSE?!??
Hello I would like to add to the confusion:
That purple fella is a Morning Glory as told by my mothers (texan)
⬆️ morning glory
#amazing work everyone hit the flowers
Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.
Its surprisingly tasty????
Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.
-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)
-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt
-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint
-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.
I have been reminded of:
-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.
I have now been informed of
-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.
"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."
-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-
"... ah."
i think i found my new favorite artist on twitter
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Project Hail Mary shirt I painted! I used bleach and fabric paints :) I love this movie and book so much 💫🔭

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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time
it's insane that you can't just ignore a twisted ankle away. it will just get worse. your ankle will blow up like a fucking waterballoon until you take care if it. stupid system