This one local optometrist's office downtown has a bunch of giant inflatable tentacles and eye decals stuck all over their windows right now, and I know it's just Halloween decorations, but when I saw that all I could think about was Hermaeus Mora going in to get his eyes checked 💀
i just imagine him hovering above the chair in the exam room, going off on some long, slow, cryptic tangent about knowledge & fate, and the eye doctor's just standing there exasperated like "...sir, please, for the last time— which looks clearer, 1 or 2" and he hesitates for a sec like "...can you show me 1 again"



















