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this is what GOOD pussy sounds like [geiger counter noises]

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cheshireinthemiddle

Oh, this definitely belongs on Tumblr.

thesplendidsnout

From the Nib, by Mattie Lubchansky

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numbtotherhythm

in my notifications

thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis

neechees

strangerfandomfiascos

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high comedy

displeasedfrog

official-penis-posts

jomjjeoro

hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

bastionkeeper

listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy

luckyladylily

You know those jumbles of letters? Those are called "words". They represent "meaning". Now the tricky thing about words is you need to read all of them to understand what a person is saying - sometimes entire sentences or, God forbid, paragraphs!

But I believe in you! I believe if you try hard enough and take it slow, you can manage to read all the words in a post *before* replying to it!

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gender-trash

are you nerds ready to see TOP SURGERY KIRK??

roach-works

this is one of the more expensive cosplays i've seen but you really can't argue with the results

mortimermcmirestinks

hey OP? this is the best cosplay I've ever seen

chilewithcarnage

this is the second case ive seen of a black child going missing and then found lynched, what the fuck is going on

glamygdala

Her name is Juliana Nzita.

d1anna

Hi, my name is Bueia Umba and I am fundraising for Juliana Nzita. It is with deep sorrow… Bueia Umba necesita tu apoyo para Donate in MEMOR

her family’s gofundme!!

insomniac-arrest

a graph based on my observations

samayla

I would like to apply a Dolly Parton quote to this most excellent graph.

jvnart

:3

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ratbugs

your watermelon?

i don’t think so

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rebel-hunk-enjoyer

The worst-sounding piece of advice I've ever been given that does actually work is to frame your health concerns as coming from someone close to you, whom you do not believe. Tell your doctor that you've been having pain and your mom/friend/partner thinks it might be an ovarian cyst, but you don't think so because the pain is much more intense and it has to be something else. This gives your doctor an unseen third party to fight instead of you. They can't just tell this third party, who isn't present, that you pulled a muscle, they now need to prove to this third party that it is not an ovarian cyst.

At which point they will find an ovarian cyst, but they now get whatever fucked up satisfaction they derive out of proving you wrong, because you didn't believe it could a cyst at all, but guess what? They did find a cyst! It's such a good thing you didn't listen to your intuition and came to them to verify your lay diagnosis from that third party! Bonus? Doctor doesn't have to feel like they look stupid in front of a patient, which is really what all this is about. Not your health, why would you think your medical diagnosis is about your health? It's obviously about a doctor's potential ego.

And apparently this works. Apparently you just need to be able to always play 4D chess with your medical professionals in order to find an avenue of advocating for yourself and getting you medical needs met. Isn't that great?

I hate it here, actually.

orcboxer

autism tests are so funny. I'm extremely literal most of the time, but people don't tell me that generally, so I'm inclined to answer disagree. because I'm taking the statement too literally

peopleingishard

^not my post but same sentiment

valdin-s

we've gone so far with The Boots Theory now that most corporations are only making cardboard shoes with the veneer of fake leather. but those better off can just afford to pay their monthly installment of boots, rather than finding the mythical durable boot of leather

segamascott

steadynursewizard

This is the closest thing to a smile I've ever seen this man do for media

sadomarxist

ruckuscauser

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