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If you’re a fruit, make sure to NOT ferment your natural sugars into alcohol before your work interview.
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I don't understand how my sims 4 butler is pregnant. when did she find the time
WHERE IS THE BABY
well she called me on the phone(??) and invited me to her house(????? she lives in my house) to see her HORSE and there was indeed a sweet little baby in a bassinet. so she must have had sex with a visitor or neighbor and gotten pregnant and the game couldn't figure out how to put a baby into the butler's quarters so it generated her a house in the suburbs. and a horse. who is named Hoarse, and I didn't name it.
ok well the baby has blue eyes and pointed ears but she is pretty cute i guess. somehow she also inherited custom content skin as well as the elfin features so she was just born eerily smooth
shark onesie
i just had them move into the main household because i wanted to see what the game would do. the butler kept being OUR butler, but then another butler showed up to be the "hired" butler officially, and Butler A started "going to work" (as a butler) every day. so i fired Butler B and had Butler A "quit", but she retained her butler superpowers and doesnt really need to sleep or eat, which is good because now she's caring for an infant while cleaning the house all day
Hoarse came too, but i'm not sure horses are supposed to go inside houses, this may be a bug. the horse keeps taking huge dumps on the floor. i've never seen this happen until i moved this horse into the LA suburbs. Hoarse is very friendly and likes to follow people around and interact with them, including the baby
edit: this isn't Butler obviously, it's one of the two goth girls who own the house together, Hella Goth. she works in tech but doesn't seem to like it very much. the girls have about four roommates and a three story brutalist MIL unit in the back yard that they rent to townies, one of whom is the sims basegame version of Dwayne the Rock Johnson ("Duane Boulder"). he is unemployed and never wears a shirt
inviting the Butler family into the Hella Goth household brought us a dowry of $20,000 so I'm wondering what weird scheme we'll try next. the live-in goth club I modded in didn't really keep my interest and now I just have a huge circular room with a DJ booth in it perched precariously on top of the main house. it looks like a roller rink
I think I need to just buckle down and focus on the vampire strip club
See, this sort of thing is why I could never really get into Crusader Kings.
one of my players @s8n66 keeps all her notes for the campaign in a notebook full of pictures of ryan gosling she found at a thrift store
good morning to the beaten and the damned only

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I don’t think I could create a better visual representation of depression with adhd if i tried.
fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?
Happy tom needy drinky day
Sooner or later leftists will have to deal with the issue that capitalism has made many people used to wanton excess and sooner or later we'll have to legit tell everyone we can't have plastic treats and luxury produce or cruises instantly available year round and it's gonna make so many people mad and call you a big meanie worse than stalin over it. It will not be popular at all but someone's gotta hold a firm no or the planet will never stop collapsing. We can't save the planet by living exactly how we do now just with a communist banner over it we have to take a loss sorry, shein product cycles shouldn't have been normalized to begin with.
The banana discourse really separated the wheat from the chaff of which "lefties" actually want a global workers revolution and which ones just want more stuff to be free

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yelling hard enough triggers my gag reflex
I cannot believe I get to see this video again
when the curse is lifted
You know you've fucked up when you go to a doctor and the thing you have wrong with you has been named after an occupation that isn't a thing anymore. Like imagine a doctor looking at you and going "yeah you've got ox-drawn ploughman's disease. We don't even test for that anymore. Yeah the reason you've never heard of it is because the last known case was in 1927 and happened to some guy who was like 98 years old and didn't believe in modern medicine of the time. What the fuck have you been up to."
Here in Sweden we have a pretty active larping community and many of them have a historical setting. I remember a story of a really awesome WW2 larp where, unfortunately, one of the participants hadn't removed his boots for three days straight and it rained the whole time. His feet suffered so much that he had to be taken to the hospital, which was a sight to behold. See, this guy covered in mud and wearing authentic WW2 gear had managed to get an incredibly historically correct case of trench foot. From a trench.
Peer reviewed! Too good to leave!
When I got Gout and the doctor told me the diagnosis I laughed so hard the doctor then asked me if I was on any psych meds. I was just like “wait so I got Old Timey Rich Person Disease?”
Roughly paraphrasing his response: “well by your own admission you live on a diet of shellfish and wine, and you came into my office dressed like a vampire. Like. Yea man you gave yourself Gout. You want me to check you for Consumption while I’m at it? Go eat some vegetables, please.”
The most modern of medicine is no match for a Human who insists upon recreating the behaviors of their ancestors, it would seem.
bitches be sucking farts there
Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!
there’s sixteen Colorado counties that their most searched was “wolf furry”, plus thirty-odd counties (not counting either Arapahoe or any of the ones marked here as “Insufficient Data”) which may well have had plenty of searches for “wolf furry”, just fewer than for whatever they’re labeled here
and “skunk furry” searches in Arapahoe County outnumbered “wolf furry” searches in the entire state of Colorado
something tells me Skunks Georg
we did it, we created furry gerrymandering

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I hate to say "some of you don't go outside," but fucking Christ, dude
Ouuhh I see the water it’s right there on the post,, I’m so thirsty ouyghhhhhw just one sip for me ooouuuuuu
Girl, what are you talking about? Are you feeling alright?