Hello!

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

I love you, vintage gay Pikachu. You’ll find the boy for you, I promise.

There are multiple chapters that are set in hospitals where the characters are attempting to recover from injuries that never fully heal. I must once again stress that my experience in WWI was perfectly normal.

There is a giant horrible mudplain full of unrecoverable and perfectly preserved dead bodies that the characters have to walk through in a land where the air is poisoned gas, and on a compLETELY UNRELATED NOTE: WWI WAS TOTALLY FINE AND NORMAL!!

I don't know which of you needs to hear this but "narc" is not short for "narcissist" when someone calls you a "narc" for snitching they are calling you a "narcotics officer"

technically narc isnt even short for narcotics officer its just cant for Cop, I believe Roma in origin

I read years ago in a book that it was derived from nakk, Romani for nose, as in someone who always has their nose in other people's business

ITS DERIVED FROM "NARCO" AS IN "NARCOTICS" WHAT FUCKING BOOK

Etymology is always doing some shit like this

Convergent evolution.

Linguistic crab

Two entire linguistic traditions have merged to remind you not to be a fuckin narc

I've lately taken to calling various cognitive biases 'sins', and this one i call The Sin Of Universalizing Your Experiences. Famous culprits: Freud, this guy above, and every fucken one of us, on occasion.

I don't understand how my sims 4 butler is pregnant. when did she find the time

WHERE IS THE BABY

well she called me on the phone(??) and invited me to her house(????? she lives in my house) to see her HORSE and there was indeed a sweet little baby in a bassinet. so she must have had sex with a visitor or neighbor and gotten pregnant and the game couldn't figure out how to put a baby into the butler's quarters so it generated her a house in the suburbs. and a horse. who is named Hoarse, and I didn't name it.

See, this sort of thing is why I could never really get into Crusader Kings.

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

I don’t think I could create a better visual representation of depression with adhd if i tried.