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criston cole forget about dykeicent if you want a beautiful heterosexual woman to love gwayne is right there

FISH HAMMER

in shambles right now. egg avoiding targaryen incest tradition avoiding king's landing avoiding the crown trying to save his children from the feudal fantasy rot. and for what. for his children to continue the cycle and force prophesy and incest onto their own offspring. aerys and rhaella witnessing the horror at summerhall and never recovering. aerys turned cruel and petty. rhaella turned vengeful and cold. genuinely the dragon eating its own tail forever and ever. daenerys burn that city and that fuckass throne down NOW

fear not, ser criston. in 200 years the guy who ended the targaryen line of kings will glaze you to his 17 year old half hightower coworker

ok firstly and most importantly, they pelt Jaime w cabbages. the cabbages are then on the stage for the remainder of the play

the problem with being a no targaryen restoration believer is of course coping with the reality that there will never be anyone in that family based enough to name a kid after rhaenyra

Rhaenyra Aemond Maegor Celtigar you were named after three of the biggest haters in valyrian history because we need you to channel that generational curse into eradicating house crabb once and for all