welcome to the new phera

Dan and Phil were written by a beautiful lesbian woman and I won’t be elaborating further.

babygirl babe honey (derogatory) vs you stupid bitch (fondly)

do i believe dan wants marriage? not necessarily. do i believe dan wants marriage RUMORS? yes absolutely my girl misses there being conspiracies. he’s conspiracyfarming. he misses the thrill of us having something to read into so he can then proceed to make fun of us for it. mutual enrichment

dan might not actually have the surname lester but he is very much a lester in every other way that matters

hearing them actually say dan lester and phil howell so seriously actually took years off my life aaaah never do that again 😭😭😭😭

guys cmon what are we even doing, Obviously the new joint surname should be Games

genuinely so emotional watching phils face light up when baby dan is being cute im going to kill myself

dan during every react video trying so hard not to cringe at his past self and talking shit about how he used to dress and talk and straighten his hair meanwhile phil is falling in love with him all over again

imagine. you’re in a london gay club. you run into these two people who are clearly together and seem a bit awkward and start chatting. you’ve never seen them before and they seem open to a threesome. you hit it off and finally ask if they’d be down. they look at each other and nod, then wordlessly produce a 20-page document labeled NON DISCLOSURE AGREEMENT. you ask why. they laugh and say just sign it. you do. these people must be important to warrant this. you have the threesome. the sex is mid. they don’t even notice when you leave

it was so so nice to hear dan say his straight hair scares him when watching the fditl. he spent so many years saying he would never let his curls just be on a regular basis, or even part time, and saying his didn't look good curly and he wanted his hair as straight as possible. it makes me so happy to hear him say now that seeing him with straight hair is strange. it makes me so happy that he's embraced his curls. and of course it lines up so closely with when he started to embrace being gay. seeing dan grow has been beautiful, and seeing him acknowledge that the version of himself he is today is the version he feels happiest with now makes me so happy for him.