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i miss younow danisnotonfire i feel like post hard launch or even post hiatus phannies cant understand the specific sick and twisted parasocial bestieship that was forged by logging on to listen to dan tell half a story 3 times while occasionally interrupting himself to argue with a wall or rant condescendingly at someone who asked a question he didn’t need to answer

He says "starcrossed lovers" and then pauses and asks "are we starcrossed?" Because that's the part that's in question. Not that they're lovers. Cuz they're lovers. This is fine.

omg phil finally has found something to do with his hands in photos… put an arm around dan

he is screaming out of happiness

dan being unable to discuss the 2009 phil leak without also talking about how cool he looks or how nice his hair is or how much he likes his style is like. we know, dan. that's the boy you fell in love with.