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no classic poetry or literature will ever compare to dan’s “are you good” tweet when he was drunk at the tatinof usa wrap party

"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked Dan and Phil and they gave an interesting and thoughtful answer to a completely different question. So still an improvement but I'm exploring other sources

I love the hiatus talk but also. Guys... Guys. Guys you didn't answer the question. Guys the hiatus wasn't a creative project. Guys.... Guys .. guys please. Please I wanna hear about your creative process and ideas please you hate me so bad

I'm not strong enough for thissss I want to ask about creative projects for the preshow, like what mediums would you want to explore or would you ever direct/write something/what would it be . But I fear they'd find a way.

"if i could go back i would've not done the hiatus" 🥲

“phan isn’t real.” I say into the mic, the crowd boos and throws clique merch at me. I stand my ground, I’m not a fucking pussy. The crowd of 12 year olds start screaming “the whiskers come from within!” and “ladders!”. I am very close to ending it all when two posh voices command silence over the crowd. “She’s right, stop fetishizing gay relationships.” Dan and Phil themselves stand in the back.

date of origin: december 26th, 2017

“phan is real.” I say into the mic, the crowd boos and throws clique merch at me. I stand my ground, I’m not a fucking pussy. The crowd of 12 year olds start screaming “you’re fetishizing gay relationships!” I am very close to ending it all when one posh voice and one northern voice command silence over the crowd. “He’s right, please write more yaoi.” Dan and Phil themselves stand in the back. Then they come onstage and kiss, holding the gay flag.