this place could be beautiful, right?

fuuuuck my pet peeve got loose

In a shit mood. Release the locusts

sorry boss can't come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world

i used to publish papers with her but then she took et al in the divorce

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

if u think abt it i guess bald ppl are the most aerodynamic. i bet if u shot a bald person out of a cannon they wld fly way further than a haired person

which of course is a huge advantage in day to day life

it's disorienting when you beat me with a shovel

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

let’s go strip mining. i found an ore vein! take off your shirt!