silent (c)hill

top 10 sex positions that will leave naught but ash in your wake

ive heard if its all gone wrong and is fucked beyond repair you can actually use it for banana bread

sorry for leaving strands of my hair everywhere, an angel tends to leave her feathers all over the place

Cider is like if beer transitioned and stopped hating herself

Lord help me I'm playing bg3 again

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the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

just found out that accidentally in love by counting crows was literally made for shrek. they didnt just choose it. it didnt exist before. they asked counting crows to make a song for shrek 2 and thats how we got one of the best songs ever made. insane.

counting crows knew shrek 2 would become one of the best movies ever made and had to act accordingly

i DON'T need them to kiss i need them to come to the sobering realisation that their souls are merged and no part of them is extricable from the other anymore

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

call me a wish mouse the way she [remembers wish mice are creatures from a particularly gruesome dream my friend had several years ago and are not recognizable figures to anyone else] whatever

i love the part of making art where you feel like you need to go missing