silent (c)hill

there should be a rule u can’t get stressed for 30 minutes after u wake up. i just woke up. spawn invincibility please.

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

emits one lesbian particle

beware my ability

i will protect my gagobear from dangers and predators.

hits your cervix with my car

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

sports rpf authors note on ao3 saying "if this fic is about you or someone you know this is not for you. please leave by clicking this link" and the link in question is to a comprehensive guide on why golf should be abolished forever