silent (c)hill

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically

I would NOT eat a Chikorita but I have enough sense to know that it should be served cold with a strawberry balsamic vinegarette and a sprinkle of feta

astonishing how good it can feel to get some chores done sometimes. you’ll be sitting there like damn i am some type of horrid little smeagol like creature who should be crushed to death. but then you do some laundry and you’re like wrow. im actually gods most fuckable soldier.

there should be a rule u can’t get stressed for 30 minutes after u wake up. i just woke up. spawn invincibility please.

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

emits one lesbian particle

beware my ability

i will protect my gagobear from dangers and predators.

hits your cervix with my car