silent (c)hill

admire folks who reblog posts which contradict eachother. exactly! keep em guessing

fuck people who reblog posts which contradict each other. no! be explicitly clear

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

okay so first of all, its not a "booty call", it's called a quest. and knights love them.

this morning i got a spam call that just played clown waiting music for a few seconds and then hung up on me. which really pissed me off a lot

looking for a job and hoping for a callback only to get clownrolled is insane

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

top 10 sex positions that will leave naught but ash in your wake

ive heard if its all gone wrong and is fucked beyond repair you can actually use it for banana bread

sorry for leaving strands of my hair everywhere, an angel tends to leave her feathers all over the place

Cider is like if beer transitioned and stopped hating herself

Lord help me I'm playing bg3 again