fortune favors the bold

“Plans for the evening”

I have to remind myself sometimes that my life definitely was never supposed to be one defined by accomplishments but instead finding as many ways as possible to root myself to this world after it tried multiple times to shake me off its back. I’m getting full as a deer tick baby

This site unusable when you dont care about the new joke

sorry i cant make it im drinking coffee. might even listen to some albums. yeah no its gonna be all day

what's your blorbo show? the show that has so few characters who AREN'T your blorbos that the characters who aren't don't even count. The show where you're spending most of your watching time going "there they are! the specialest person in the world!"? I'll start, mines Merlin

everything in life is bad. takes a shower. washes off the gunk. oh. oh it was the gunk again.

songs to crash your car to