it’s the springtime of my life

ppl who hate chihuahuas are nothing to me

episode 1 of tng is fucking wild like q shows up in some shakespearean shit and speaks in ye olde englishe for a solid five minutes before nearly murdering someone with ice and calling picard a little bitch before disappearing, they separate the saucer for basically no reason except to show that they can, meanwhile THEY HAVENT TECHNICALLY STARTED THEIR MISSION BECAUSE THEY HAVE CREW TO PICK UP STILL, q sends humanity to trial and has a guy MURDERED purely because picard was a meanie to him, o’brien is at the conn for some reason, data constantly speaks using contractions, and all of this shit happens in the first 20 mins

right. it’s so funny and the saucer sep sequence goes on for SO LONG too while playing the theme. darling delightful cringe pilot <3

episode 1 of tng is fucking wild like q shows up in some shakespearean shit and speaks in ye olde englishe for a solid five minutes before nearly murdering someone with ice and calling picard a little bitch before disappearing, they separate the saucer for basically no reason except to show that they can, meanwhile THEY HAVENT TECHNICALLY STARTED THEIR MISSION BECAUSE THEY HAVE CREW TO PICK UP STILL, q sends humanity to trial and has a guy MURDERED purely because picard was a meanie to him, o’brien is at the conn for some reason, data constantly speaks using contractions, and all of this shit happens in the first 20 mins

and then there are giant space jellyfish

AND THEN THERE ARE GIANT HETEROSEXUALLY-CODED SPACE JELLYFISH

episode 1 of tng is fucking wild like q shows up in some shakespearean shit and speaks in ye olde englishe for a solid five minutes before nearly murdering someone with ice and calling picard a little bitch before disappearing, they separate the saucer for basically no reason except to show that they can, meanwhile THEY HAVENT TECHNICALLY STARTED THEIR MISSION BECAUSE THEY HAVE CREW TO PICK UP STILL, q sends humanity to trial and has a guy MURDERED purely because picard was a meanie to him, o’brien is at the conn for some reason, data constantly speaks using contractions, and all of this shit happens in the first 20 mins

tom paris seeing all of time and space in threshold leads to him having prophetic dreams but they’re mostly about harry and b’elanna fucking so he thinks it’s just his own fantasies getting a little out of hand

tuvok suggests they do a mind meld “in order to extract any key details lieutenant paris might have missed” (he thinks tom is an idiot who can’t interpret prophetic visions) and tom is like trust me bro you do not want to do that, not if you ever want to comfortably play kal-toh with harry ever again. years later tuvok comes to believe tom said that because losing at kal-toh was the first sign of his neurodegenerative disease and not, you know, because if he’d gone through with the mind meld he would’ve been treated to an onslaught of hd closeups of harry’s dick

"we're all faggots in the eyes of the state" okay but the state recognises different category of "faggot" where one is "idiot womanchildren with delusions of grandeur" and another is "subhuman predators that must be excised from society posthaste" like neither are a great way to treat another human being but can we pleeeeeeease acknowledge the difference here

"stop queer infighting we're all-" okay so is this actually queer infighting or did a trans woman describe her lived experience in a way you didn't like

2013-2016 Hyundai Genesis Coupe

and every time we kiss I swear I could fly