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We’ve talked at length today about Ilya’s horrific childhood but can we re-centre the unrestrained joy of a man who never truly got to be a child, falling in love with the safest man in the world, who also never truly got to be a kid, and both of them learning to play again? Silly roleplay, doing bits, making inside jokes, wrestling each other and playing video games and chasing each other throughout the cottage with a towel for Butt Whoopin’. Laughing like maniacs. Let’s all live forever..

College AU Russian studies major Shane Hollander forgets to tell the fuckbuddy he met through his speaking tutor Svetlana Vetrova that he is fluent in Russian and that he understands phrases like "you're so fucking perfect" and "you have ruined me" and "you look like a sexy librarian you perfect slut"

sure heated rivalry has enemies to lovers but interview with the vampire has enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to

Seeing wives win a major sporting league together actually is that deep

After I realised I was gay but hadn't told anyone, I was shit scared someone might be able to tell. And now I'm thinking of Shane, post-first-kiss with Ilya, panicking in the locker room that someone can tell he's kissed a man. What if his expression gives it away. What if he has a man-kissing aura now. Aaaaaa.

Shane hears rumors from the boston players that Ilya has always been a tits guy and gets self conscious about it. Ilya reassures him he has the best tits of all (true).

I just really think ilya is the one getting pregnant. Shane has a panic attack about losing control of his body for nine+ months and not being about to play hockey and oh god what if the baby makes him crave some gross food. And ilya is like... babe, I'm gonna carry these kids mkay.

#myilya and #mycliff sometimes have sex when on a roadie and they share a room. They don't even call it hooking up. They're just really good bros

Cliff definitely joins Ilya at the Kingfisher one night. He's kinda stoked that so many gay men find him attractive. And then there's this one hot guy checking him out and making eye contact. Ilya looks between Cliff and the Guy with an eyebrow raised. Cliff just shrugs and says "when in Rome, brother" and goes over to make out with this Guy.