ugh

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

Does anyone know what day it is today?

like junetember 75th i think

march 33rd

its frickin april?

bullshit

It’s fucking Christmas you morons

It’s the 88th day of Christmas

it’s october 195

It’s like the 33rd day of the fourth decade of 2020

It’s 4pm. Days and months don’t exist, only 4pm.

It is simultaneously 3am and 5pm and there are no other times

Thus proof human kind has entered the Long, Dark, Teatime of the Soul.

You know that eerie twilight zone feeling you get in the quiet between 1 and 2 am? That, but always. That is the date.

It is September 9728th, 1993

This post is wholesome

i love when girls get all affectionate and needy when they're sleepy. cutest thing ever

all human emotions can be found in either the mamma mia soundtrack or hozier’s album

why they gotta play abba in grocery stores………………. what kind of cruel torment is that…………. you can’t just put me, a gay, in a public area where literally every single human has to visit … and play voulez-vous.. what am i meant to do?? NOT go berserk?? NOT give in to the most primal desires to dance and sing etched into my gay ass bones?? YOU EXPECT ME to sit here and browse tinned peaches with fucking ABBA playing through shitty tinny ass public speakers?? 

me before taking a personality quiz: [deep breath] remember who you are

i’ve met a lot of people during my time online and many of us have grown apart but i still think of them frequently and wonder what they’re up to and hope they’re no longer facing the same demons they once did

Date someone you can be fucking weird as hell with who at the end of the day still wants to get naked with you.

tbh I need a bottle of wine, and a deep conversation the whole night long with sleepy, morning sex at sunrise

I’m a dumbass and that’s just how it is

im majoring in making my life a living hell at idiot university