aspiring divorce child

not photogenic but i probably look sooo good as a distant memory

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

goodbye straight people

every day of my life i read someone being like “why doesn’t this story just solve the problem immediately and casually? they just drag it out and make it an issue” well. because that’s the Story

happy pride month to this post specifically

Im so used to my queer echochamber that when a woman doesnt have armpit hair its like a jumpscare

some people really do need to start reminding themselves that the answer to "why didn't the character just do [something entirely different]" is often simply "because then there wouldn't be a story"

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

I Have Softness For You

i have milk for you

Stop.

Cut the baby monkey in half

I feel like not enough people realize that people under enormous strain act really really fucking Weird

walking into a fandom tag and leaving with 10 new users added to my block list

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you