i need to be sent to the seaside for my health but my insurance doesn't cover that

left half a sandwich in the fridge and now everything smells like that sandwich

my 13 year old cat needs to stop sleeping in positions that look like rigor mortis he's scaring my parents 😭

my mom asked me if i'd heard that melania got arrested and i was like "trump????" and she said "no. teresa giudice's daughter"

got food poisoning last night and then woke up at 2pm in my gross cluttered mid-move apartment to acid reflux and plantar fasciitis. living the dream 👍

no interest in having a dog or a baby but i will say the idea of having an animal that i can take on walks is appealing

how are u supposed to fill silicone ice molds .