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@kizutin

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Finnish folk poetry is fun in the way where making alliterations is more important than making things rhyme, or keeping details consistent. As a matter of fact, describing the same thing in two different or even contradicting details is occasionally just a way of stating that the exact detail of how and what it was doesn't matter, the mutual overlap between the two statements is the main point. Like if a poem describes the same event twice
A swan of golden feathers rose from a lake A silver-backed wigeon waded from the river Ate trees, ate stone, ate beasts of the woods Drank dry the wells and swamps, drank the sap from trees
It's not specifically about a swan or wigeon, nor one of each, and neither is the colour of the feathers specifically important. It doesn't matter whether it burst out of the water like a jumping fish, or waded out like a person - nor whether it was a lake or a river. And the list of things that it ate or would drink isn't specific or exclusive. All that this segment is saying is
"A waterfowl (of some kind) with splendid, supernaturally brilliant plumage, emerged from a natural body of water (of some kind), and devoured the entire goddamn physical world. The whole thing."
the siege warfare princess wants to come over to your house and play ^_^
kun muutin suomeen, olin intensiivisellä suomen kielen kurssilla muiden maahanmuuttajien kanssa. ja kerran luokkatoverilla oli niin kiire kotiin. ja se sanoi: “mun täytyy lähteä, koska JUMALA TULEE! JUMALA TULEE!!!” ja se lähti pois. olimme kaikki hiljaa hetken. sitten toinen luokkatoveri sanoi: “ehkä se tarkoitti että juna tulee?” emme koskaan pyytäneet häntä selventämään mitä se tarkoitti.
noniin! ootte ollut niin kiltit ja nyt te saatte part 2.
sama suomen kielen kurssi. eri kaveri.
luimme aina läksymme ääneen ja siellä oli yksi kaveri, jolle suomen kieli oli erittäin vaikeaa (ja kyllä, se on helvetin vaikeaa!)
se puhui todella hitaasti, mutta hänellä oli niin rauhoittava ääni. se alkoi lukea läksyjään ääneen ja se meni jotakuinkin näin:
”minun täytyy…ostaa…leipää, maitoa…v…v? vit…vittua”
se oli kirjoittanut “voita” MUTTA the heart wants what the heart wants!
(saako niitä prismasta? vai onko se enemmänkin k-citymarket -tuote?)
no. nyt se oli mä…
piispanmunkki=pimpsamunkki
in UK this is a Taskmaster challenge, in Finland this would be Fear Factor

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i love how weird kids are. they make up the most bizarre stuff when left to their own devices and it's never what an adult would naively predict a kid would do in their imaginative play
my friend's 5 year old recently got a toy veterinary medicine set - it's super cool, like one of those mini play kitchens a lot of kids have, but it's set up to pretend to be a vet (it's this thing) - it has stuffed animals and things to weigh them, give them medicine, take x-rays, write on their charts, etc.
so this kid, who is five and to my knowledge has no experience in the administrative bureaucracy of modern healthcare, puts a stuffed pig named Piggy on the exam table. she pretends to draw blood from Piggy using a fake syringe, and the blood goes into a toy test tube vial that she calls "the resulter"
i'm playing with her, right, so i'm like, awesome, what are the results of Piggy's blood test? and she says "we have to send it to the scientists." so we send the vial to the scientists (put it in her bedroom) and when we get back to the vet playset i'm like awesome what did the scientists say? and she says they have not gotten back to us yet
so she rolls her eyes, exasperated, and says we have to call the scientists. she pretends to call them. apparently, they tell her that Piggy's blood test is "at the bottom of the list" and "we have to WAIT." she frowns. we wait a bit longer and call them back. they tell us it will be a while! she says we should go ask the scientists in person so we go back to her bedroom and she inquires at this imaginary lab, at which point the scientists yell at her and tell her now they will make us wait even longer!
keep in mind she is 100% directing this play. she is making all this up. she is fully in control of this game, and she has decided that what we are going to pretend is that we are dealing with this exhausting nonsense, not actually treating Piggy.
finally the blood tests come back. they are inconclusive. the scientists do not know what is wrong with Piggy. the little girl walks back to the stuffed pig on the exam table, sighs deeply, and says in a very serious voice "we can never help you."
i'm obsessed with this kid. when given complete control over a make believe scenario, instead of becoming the heroic rescuer administering effective cures, she is instead a beleaguered vet making multiple calls to an overworked lab only to be left unable to help her patient.
10/10 no notes. kids are amazing
me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me
The Iron Giant (1999) dir. Brad Bird
Raichu and Sprigatito ko-fi doodle for Ry! ☁️💤

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Varas ehti viedä useamman viikon aikana kymmenkunta halkoa.
you know what's good? 1st form basic dragon pokemon
theyre just so baby. and a lot of them are ready to bite you
some of them aren't ready but not for lack of trying
My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.
Oh bother.
im deleting this fucking website
It took me a minute
Gotdamn I haven’t seen this post in almost a decade
reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years
I feel like my crocodile mom can protect my wife and girlfriend and my friend and that random old woman from the other crocodile while I rescue the money.
Fun fact: The lack of visible lower teeth implies these are alligators, not crocodiles, making this an even easier choice because the full head elevation (you can see the lower jaws) implies that they're using gravity to assist in swallowing¹. My mom and her friend have already eaten. They aren't hunting anymore! Go get that bank and save your wife, girlfriend, friend, and that random old woman. The alligators have better things to do than engage with you.
The other implication is that this is the start of what's known as a headslap display- which is used as a signal of presence to attract mates and scare off rivals. Given that the two are facing each other, if this is a headslap display, we can assume that they're really uninterested in the four humans or the big sack of money- in which case, swim around them to go get the $450 million.

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Once upon a time…
I really wish the overused sentence “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” was less relevant but here we are