Not A Place Of Honor

A lot of people don’t know this but many loyalists were so butthurt about America gaining independence from Britain that they moved to British occupied regions of Canada and then reluctantly back to America when they realized Canada was cold and and vast and scary or the American economy seemed to be doing okay. This complicates a lot of New England genealogy in particular. They were like “WE’RE BRITISH! We are going to occupy indigenous land ELSEWHERE!” “…fuck, never mind, guess not.”

you guys are always like “byjove you’re being entirely too nice and giving these people you’re arguing with too much credit” and I agree and desperately want to respond with ‘please shut the fuck up and leave me alone, I’m so tired of listening to you attempt to rub your two remaining braincells together to form a coherent argument, I weep for your poor mother’ but then you’d be mad at me for being mean

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

stepmom forums are so abysmal, you know if these ladies lived 500 years ago they’d be like “I need to find a way to render my husband’s first marriage invalid so his his first wife’s children are deemed illegitimate and struck from the line of succession in favor of my own children” but it is 2026 and the inheritance the children get is not a kingdom but a dad that sucks ass

It’s very romantic to imagine that the Bronze Age collapse happened due to the mysterious sea people but I personally like the theory that a lot of these complicated civilizations fell apart due to overcomplicated bureaucracy imploding in on itself. 

I've seen hundreds - maybe even thousands - of images over the years. and so i've become somewhat of an expert on the topic

Things that I knew about: that the mass incarceration of people in the USA , particularly black men, has direct ties to/is an extension of slavery. Things I did not know: this specific shit about Louisiana HOLY FUCK this is evil.

unemployed girl is a species of creature that needs twelve hours sleep every day and six to eight hours of cuddles and maybe something else

Hands you a drink that's so obviously spiked with love potion and looking at you with big wet eyes and starts to sniffle a little when you don't want to drink it

having free control over our endrocrine systems and the ability to change our genitals is currently inextricably tied to trans rights, and for good reason, but frankly i don't think it even needs to be. it should just be a matter of bodily autonomy, and that should be universal. if a cis dude wants tits and a pussy i think that would be fine. if cis women want a dick or nothing at all that should be allowed i think. people shouldn't need to be transgender to be allowed to change their bodies. free the nipple, enlarge the nipple, remove the nipple. whatever the fuck you want. i dont know if there's a term for this belief but i hold it very strongly. everybody biohack yourselves NOW

You gotta learn to differentiate between what you personally find annoying and what is actually morally erroneous, like I find all the MCR or Supernatural and the likes shipping gifs insufferable, but like, there is nothing morally wrong with it, it's perfectly fine that people enjoy and partake in it. However when I see posts of the tune of "I'm literally just a girl lol, I can't do anything and I am so silly" I dislike it AND it's also morally problematic since it perpetuates harmful stereotypes and goes against the very idea of gender equality, and that person should try to phrase it differently and It's acceptable to be mad at the person itself. However sometimes it's really hard to tell what is just a personal ick and what is a moral issue, and it's really important to know which one it is because on that depends on if you should be angry or just be annoyed

Also once one knows that the thing is a moral and not a personal issue one also needs to figure out if it was accidental by the other party (which in 99% of the cases it is and should be treated as such) or if it's intentionally malicious. And this is also very hard... Anyways morality is very complex and everyone who tries to tell you it's not is either racist, religious, stupid or some combination of the three

How about Other people start worrying about how I perceive them

its loveslop. you only like me because youve formed an emotional bond over time.

Loveslop? Heh that's what I call what comes out of my, uhh the heh, the umm. The liquid heheheh that comes out of ah forget it- it was stupid and immature, nevermind... 😔